216 Transcript – 3SchemeQueens

Hello.

Hey, guys.

Happy Spotify wrap today, guys.

Oh my gosh.

Okay, let’s hear it.

Top 1%, Taylor Swift listener.

Kait beat us all.

Me and Megan were top 2% this year.

Mermaid Girl was also top 1%.

But also the most embarrassing thing that happened was that my number one song Yeah, tell them.

was Shabuzy.

What is it called?

The bar song.

And that’s Patch’s favorite song.

And he used to make us get in the car and listen to it every day.

Yeah.

You’ve got like a whole family on your Spotify.

Yeah.

You guys, we weren’t even my number one listen to podcast.

Isn’t that so funny?

Joe Rogan.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks, Bourbon Boy.

Yeah.

Yesterday I saw him and I was like, did you listen to the episode today?

Because usually he texts us on Tuesday.

Maybe he’s still busy listening to another one.

Yeah.

Some comments.

But he’s like, no, Protect Our Parks is on and that’s my favorite.

It’s where like all four of them get together.

But we’re not his favorite.

He loves those guys.

What else has been going on, guys?

Well, I don’t know if you guys know this, but this weekend, which will now be the last weekend or last weekend, is Taylor Swift’s last concert.

She’s wrapping up the Ares Tour.

Wow.

I know.

Remember when we went to, guys?

Like two years ago now?

Oh, I can’t believe it.

Listeners, if you didn’t know this, we did go to the Ares Tour.

We’ve probably talked about this before, but we like sat on in line in queue for like six hours.

And then it froze.

And we were like all like, oh my gosh, I can’t believe we sat in line.

And we were like, this is it.

We’re never getting tickets.

Megan went upstairs and like panicked slash in a depressive state, took down and brought down the Christmas tree.

I went to eat and Colleen was just like, you know what?

I’m just going to refresh.

Because all of the Intel had said no matter what, do not refresh.

And I was sitting there with an error page on my laptop or Megan’s laptop.

And I was like, you know what?

What can we lose?

Yeah, we got nothing to lose.

That’s right.

Refresh and then it immediately opened up to the stadium with selecting the seats.

And I screamed and didn’t know what to do.

You were like, we’re in.

And Megan’s like, Megan, Megan hurtled the back of the couch.

And I was sitting there like, oh, my gosh, we’re in.

She was airborne.

To be clear, also, though, Kate was like studying in the corner doing yoga.

Kate also did not participate in like the week before when we had to sit in a four-hour line to get verified fan.

She didn’t understand how to be a verified fan.

Oh, that’s right.

We had to verify one for her.

The point is that Kate didn’t have to do any work here.

And she’s always like, so next time we’re going to do this again, right?

And I’m like, Kate.

Which like loops it back to Kate had her dad do everything for her and how she has Megan doing it.

I think Colleen-

She went from her dad’s house to bourbon boy’s house.

Colleen, didn’t you walk me through how to like sign up for the-

Yeah, you were at work.

I was like, I just took your phone from you, I thought.

Yeah, and then she-

But you didn’t have your freaking ticket master password.

No, I didn’t.

And Megan signed you up for ticket master.

So then we had to call Megan to get your password.

Yes, that’s true.

Because Megan made your account.

Yeah.

No, but then you didn’t wait in the ver-

She didn’t get the code or something.

No, but there was a wait to even get on the verified list.

And I believe I was in my bed with my phone and my computer doing both Kait’s and my verification.

That’s true.

That’s a fact.

I was like, I can’t do this.

I don’t have time.

So can you do it for me?

And she did.

Yeah.

And we went.

It was so fun.

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What should the people do?

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Hello, this is a message from the creator.

I’d like you to stop and send this to three different people named Taylor that you might know.

Or it doesn’t have to be Taylor, it could be anyone.

Yeah, but you should just call them Taylor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why don’t you?

Or send it to your Swifties.

Swiftie friends.

Yeah.

Three Swifties that you may or may not know.

They don’t even have to be hardcore Swifties, they could just be like casually.

Yeah.

Conspiracy theorists who love a bond woman, you know?

Yeah.

And then also, you could also scroll on down, leave us a five story view, leave us a comment, share us with your friends and family, chat with us on Reddit, on our message board, and you can go to our website as well and interact with us.

I do remember last week when Colleen said, what are we talking about next week?

And we said, Taylor Swift.

She said, the people are going to hate us.

Yeah, I was like, the men won’t listen to this.

But you know what?

But maybe they will.

If you’re angry at Taylor Swift, have a listen.

But also like Taylor Swift, have a listen.

But here’s the thing, men should listen, to be clear, because if you can have a conversation about Taylor, Alison Swift with a girl, yeah, and you know what?

You’re going to get it, okay?

So is it time for our drink check?

Yeah, drink check.

Colleen and I were sitting here waiting for Kait to come over, and we were like, what’s our drink check going to be?

And I started thinking about it.

And you know, in her younger years, she told Vogue that her go-to cocktail, she is in Taylor, was Diet Coke and vodka.

Right.

And you girls tried this before the air is due.

Maybe we’ll post it on the Instagram.

We did try it.

Oh yeah, we have a lot of footage from it.

Yeah.

You guys said I did not try it because it sounds.

It was actually pretty good.

It wasn’t bad.

Yeah.

So yeah, two of the SchemeQueens actually tried it.

Not so bad.

She then famously broke the internet after videos of her endearingly drunk after two and a half mojitos.

Oh yeah.

And so I was like, should we do mojitos?

It’s too cold out there.

You know?

Yeah.

DuMoi has reported her favorite order to be a French blonde or cosmopolitan.

Now, French blonde is like a gin drink.

I was St.

Germain.

I’m like, love that.

Cosmo, I didn’t have the ingredients for, but I do love a good Cosmo.

So you know what?

We’re keeping it simple.

One of her other go-to’s is white wine.

She always just takes a bottle of white wine when she goes to her friend’s house.

So that’s what we’re drinking.

Yeah.

We’re drinking Chard.

And we’re drinking, we referenced it last week, we’re drinking Dreaming Tree Chardonnay by Dave Matthews Band, a fellow musician of Taylor Swift’s, if you will.

Yeah.

Also a local winery.

Yeah.

I’ve been there a few times.

I’m from here, isn’t he?

Charlottesville.

Yeah.

I know that guy.

Well, if you didn’t, guys, if you guys didn’t know, my senior song selection was a Dave Matthews Band song.

What does that mean?

Did you guys not vote superlatives, like your senior song?

No.

No, we had a class phrase, a class song, our class phrase was getter done.

That is so Southern.

That is so funny.

Yeah, our class song was the best of what’s around.

A Dave Matthews.

It’s a good song.

What do you think about the Dave Matthews wine?

It’s pretty good.

It’s not as good as Zach Brown Band.

Oh yeah.

Colleen’s over here sipping a medicine ball.

Yeah.

She’s a little congested.

If you can hear it in her voice, she’s pushing through.

Yeah.

Thank you, Colleen.

Thank you.

We kept being like, we can do this without you.

And she was like, no, I feel fine.

I just sound terrible.

Yeah, I get that.

I understand.

My chest hurts, but it’s OK.

But when I was dying, Kate was like, you know, six puffs is a neb treatment.

And I did it.

And I was like, Kate, I said a video.

I was like, my hand was like, yeah, if I felt so much better.

I was like, I am sick.

I was a neb treatment.

Mm hmm.

Yeah, it’s interesting.

But you’re not supposed to go puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, which is what I did.

You’re supposed to be like, do two puffs.

Wait a minute.

I always do puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.

I didn’t know you’re supposed to do that.

Well, because then when I went and you didn’t know how to use a spacer correctly to.

Yeah, it’s like don’t stand by the fact that it should make a noise if you’re doing it the right way.

No, it’s supposed to slow.

It’s supposed to be a slow inhale.

So you’re not supposed to hear it.

Like an incentive sprockets.

Yeah.

But the well, then I only learned this because then when I went to the asthma doctor and she did her like it says right on it.

Well, she does like her her biannual like, here’s your emergency plan or whatever.

And she’s like, and so on, if you ever are just so bad, you need to go to the hospital.

Here’s what you do.

And it was like the two puffs, wait, 15, two puffs.

And she was like, and when you’re doing that, you also are calling 911.

And I was like, oh yeah, I laid on my couch and did that.

And I was like, I’m a new girl.

Yeah.

It’s great.

911.

Okay, Kait.

Okay.

What are we talking about today then?

Well, I mean, guys, if you haven’t noticed, there is quite a theme to this episode.

I wonder what the theme is.

Yeah.

Could you guess it?

It’s all about Taylor Swift.

Happy birthday, baby.

When’s her birthday?

December 13th, 1989.

Oh.

1989.

You got that jane scene daydream.

Look in your eyes.

We can’t sing too much because she’ll sue us.

I don’t think she’s going to sue us.

If she finds us, she will.

Also, I feel like she’d be like, you’re singing my songs on your podcast.

Iconic.

Love this.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

She’s a silent lurker on the internet, so she could be listening to this.

Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter known for her narrative-driven music and her poetic lyrics.

Her music style spans many genres from her country roots to pop, and even trying her hand at a more folky twang during her COVID era.

She was born on December 13th, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania to Scott and Andrea Swift.

Her parents believed in her dreams so much that they uprooted the family to Nashville, Tennessee, where she rose to fame as a teenager with her self-titled debut album in 2006.

Since then, she has taken the music industry by storm and quickly has become one of the most dominant figures in history.

Taylor’s lyrics are often picked apart, digested and analyzed by her loyal fan base, who are devoted to putting the puzzle pieces together in her personal life.

Her poetic words often focus on her own experiences in love, friendships, relationships and emotional growth.

Her ability to reinvent herself with each album has kept her relevant across different music scenes and earned her the very popular theme of her current world tour, her eras tour that we went to.

You guys know her, you guys heard about that.

We’re in her era.

But wait a second, is Taylor Swift really who she says she is?

Or could there be something more sinister stewing underneath all that charisma?

Or as the youngins say, Riz and fame.

Could she really be the clone of alleged Illuminati member Zena Levy?

Wait, what?

Who is the daughter of Anton Levy, the man who found the Church of Satan in 1966?

I did not know about this one.

This is like the biggest one.

I had no idea about this.

Oh my gosh.

I gotta show her the picture.

This is so funny.

The picture is down here.

Turn your computer a little bit more.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Wait a second.

How have I been on the internet this long and I’ve never heard of this?

I don’t know how you…

I don’t know how this has happened to you.

I’m on like the Swiftie internet.

Yeah.

Are you on…

But you’re also on conspiracy internet.

I am.

Now it’s gonna be all over my face.

Yeah, cause we talked about it.

That’s crazy.

I’m trying to pull it up for you cause Megan, you sent me it, right?

Well, I sent you a couple of random conspiracies cause I didn’t know if you were gonna have enough content on this.

Oh yeah, Troye Sivan, I saw that.

What about Troye Sivan?

I love Troye Sivan.

He could also be Tay.

Shut up.

That’s so funny.

And then there’s these commercials from the 90s where there’s a 12 year old girl who’s advertising toys, but the ages don’t match up, but she looks just like Taylor Swift.

There’s all these conspiracies.

Yeah, it’s really weird.

It’s weird that all these people look like Tay.

Or does she look like them?

She looks like that, right?

Okay.

So wow.

I know she looks just like her, right?

It is.

Yeah.

So what do you think?

I believe it.

Prove me wrong.

You’re right until proven wrong.

All right.

What about you?

You guys are going to be really surprised when you hear this.

I don’t buy it.

I would like to buy it because I think that’s funny.

Yeah.

There’s no she.

Okay.

I really do believe that Taylor Swift.

I don’t mean this.

I’m just like a weird Swiftie fan.

You think she’s reincarnated?

No, I really think she’s like one of the nicest celebrities out there.

Like you never hear stories about her.

Even Dumois is like she’s so nice.

I think the way she is with her, remember she ate back on the day when she was like Maker fans cookies and gifts and like.

She truly is a sweet.

She’s her mom.

And the way she is when she’s like, there’s always these things like we picked the right person to make famous, right?

When she’s like, you know, I get tired, but I never get tired of this.

And like, I begged for this.

So why would I ever get upset that someone approached me, right?

You know, at dinner to ask for my autograph.

And like, she just really does seem like an overall.

And again, as someone who follows a lot of gossip sites, you don’t even you usually hear even if someone’s faking it, you hear about like encounters, but like you only ever hear nice things about her.

And I just I were to believe that she’s like a satanic worshiper.

I don’t know.

That’s true.

Also, you know, well, she’s not technically a satanic worshiper.

She is the clone of that person.

OK, OK.

You get it right, Megan.

My God.

Yeah.

OK.

But if you call that person, you’ve got to listen.

Yeah.

We’re going to get into, I guess, parents.

I guess we’re going to get into like nature versus nurture.

But if you’re if you’re a clone of somebody and you’re exactly the same, you’re still not the same.

Was she cloned and then are basically clones?

Her identical twins are basically clones and they’re not the same.

OK.

Was she cloned and then her mom was like impregnated with like the fertilized egg or like, was she given to them as a baby?

Do you know that part of it?

Oh, that’s a good question.

Like, that’s a great question.

I’m so happy you asked that question.

I’m so happy you asked.

I think that you have to assume that she is a clone at that point.

And also, if she’s a clone, that isn’t…

Like, upon fertilization.

Well, if a clone is like you, their DNA is exactly the same.

So it’s made in a lab anyway.

So she had a little baby.

Wait a minute.

Do we have pictures of her mom pregnant?

Do we have pictures of hers?

I mean, I’ve seen pictures of hers like at like one or two years old.

But we have baby pictures of her.

Oh, like a pigeon.

You never see babies.

Is there all questions that I don’t know?

The question is, is like…

How do clones work?

No.

Well, yes.

But if she was cloned, then you would assume that she would be given to her parents, right?

Yeah.

The baby still needs to grow in a uterus to be cloned.

It’s not like we don’t have like…

I need to know more about clones.

Tanks, where you can grow human beings, like you do in Star Wars.

That we know of.

Yeah, that you know of.

That’s true.

There’s that one girl who cloned her dog.

You can clone cats and dogs and whatever.

Well, Dolly the sheep, right?

Yeah.

I’m going to talk about Dolly.

Oh my God.

So funny you mentioned Dolly.

Do you know who Dolly is?

Parton?

I was like, yeah, she’ll tell us the year.

That was like our childhood.

That was like big breaking news.

They cloned Dolly the sheep.

It was like the first clone they’d ever done.

Oh, I thought you were talking about Dolly Parton.

Yeah.

OK.

So Colleen said yes, she believes that Megan’s a no.

I will tell you what it is.

I’m a yes until I learn more about cloning.

OK.

So this theory first went viral on an Instagram reel that popped off alleging that the two women had the same DNA.

The obvious reason is that they look incredibly and like uncannily like, I will share a picture on the Instagram like it is.

You’re like, wait, this really could be the same person, especially if you look at like her reputation error when she was wearing like the dark, the dark lip.

Yeah.

The thinner brow.

Yeah.

And even more so, they’ve got quite a bit in common, like as far as their personality goes.

Really?

First.

Yeah.

Let’s start on who Zena Levy actually is.

How do you spell it?

Z-E-E-N-A space L-A-V-E-Y.

Interesting.

Was she given that name from the Satanic Church?

From her dad.

Oh.

Yeah.

Who was head of the Satanic Church?

Who created the Satanic Church.

Have you read about Satanism?

I started to look it up and I just got real creeped out and I was like, we’re going to touch a little bit on it.

Neutral?

What do you mean?

Look it up.

I don’t want to look it up.

Freaks me out.

We’re actually going to touch a little bit on it next week when we talk.

Yeah.

Jean-Béné.

They’re not as messed up as you think they are.

Oh, 100 percent.

If they’re worshiping Satan, that is messed up.

Here’s what I found.

I’m not reading anything.

Here’s what I found in my Google search was that I think that sometimes people mix up things like Wiccan, Paganism, Satanic, and I think they’re not the same thing.

I don’t know how Satanism can be not that bad.

Right.

You’re worshiping the devil.

Yeah.

Are you sure you’re talking about Satanism and not Wiccans?

Because Wiccan’s just all about the-

Maybe it’s Wiccans.

Wiccan’s all about nature and hippie stuff.

Anyway, but also if you look up the guy, if you look up Anton Levy, he is very creepy looking.

Is he bald?

Anyway, I googled him and then looked at one picture of him.

I was like, I feel very bad about all of this.

Because you guys know, I’m very believe in the spirit world and all the things.

And I’m like, I don’t want any of this energy touching me.

So I am giving it away.

And I said, Jesus, there is no room for anything else in here, except for you.

That’s what I said.

Anyway.

When did you say that?

Did you say that when you lied at your first confession?

Shh, don’t tell anyone that.

You did.

Yeah, I didn’t know what to say.

You’re asking an eight-year-old to confess to something, and you’re like, I don’t even know what a sin is.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

She made up a story about hitting her brother.

With a broom.

Well, you probably did hit him at some point.

I don’t know, something about going to confession and lying just feels very wrong.

Your next confession is better than lying.

I never went to confession again after that.

That’s the thing.

They make it so scary.

Yeah.

Although I’ve never done it.

I’m not that wasn’t part of my church.

Yeah.

You weren’t Catholic.

I wasn’t Catholic.

Yeah, that wasn’t part of my church.

Well, are there other churches that do it?

I think no.

Catholicism.

Yeah, it’s just like Catholicism makes it like more.

You were Catholic.

I was raised Catholic.

But then as an adult, she rebaptized herself and was like, this is my journey.

There you go.

And it’s not in the Catholic church.

It’s in a non-denominational.

Yeah.

Non-denominational.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Okay.

So Zena Levy was born on November 19th, 1963.

And she was an American author, singer and actress.

Although, you know, being a musician is kind of a loose term because this claim to fame really came from her leading vocals in an album called The Satanic Mass.

Did you listen to it?

No, Colleen.

How many times do I have to tell you?

I don’t want to touch this.

I do not want to touch anything about that.

Look it up.

But wait, she was just like singing hymns.

They created albums also?

Yes, for like Satan.

Anyway, it was notably enough released in, are you ready for it?

1989.

That is so weird.

What time of the year?

I don’t know.

I bet it was December.

Why be on an album that glorify the devil, you ask?

Well, you guess it.

She’s best known for her connection to the Church of Satan, which was founded by her father, Anton Levy.

And Anton Levy is a widely controversial figure known for his writings and philosophy that formed the basis of modern Satanism, particularly in his 1969 book, The Satanic Bible.

I did really enjoy the show, Lucifer.

I like that show, too.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know what you’re talking about.

And people think he’s hot.

He is really hot.

Yeah.

Levy also dabbled in acting, though most of her projects were smaller roles, like B-list movies or very low-budget films.

And these projects definitely fit with her theme.

They mostly focused on horror and dark influences.

In 1973, she played a role in the movie called The Devil’s Daughter, which was a low-budget horror film, trying to capture the growing interest in the satanic cult.

However, in the 90s, she moved away from the Church of Satan and her father’s far-fetched ideologies and instead adopted a new path for herself.

She became involved with a more esoteric spiritual practice related to the occult and spiritual exploration.

Wait, esoteric?

Yeah, esoteric.

Like an esoteric joke?

Oh, like from the Black Dog?

Yeah, we love that song.

Tortured Poets Department?

Okay.

Does she have any Satan references in any of her songs?

She is in the Tortured Poets Department.

There’s a lot of spiritual metaphors.

Eventually, she became a practitioner in the left-hand path.

Interesting.

I think it’s like Buddhism.

Interesting.

It’s like a religious practice that has more personal empowerment, citing that individuals transcend their moral boundaries.

It’s like in this practice, practitioners are often seen or view themselves as divine or a type of God, and it encourages self-discovery, personal transformation, and often the pursuit of one’s own desires without the need for submission to a higher deity or external moral code.

And she, today, she lives in Berlin with her husband named Nicholas Schreck.

She married a man with the last name Schreck.

Yeah, she did.

Spelled the same way as the main man.

No, it’s not.

S-H-R-E-C-K.

Dammit.

Schreck.

I feel like that’s how they says it.

Yeah.

Schreck.

And is currently a practicing Buddhist.

You have a picture of what she looks like now.

Yeah, and actually she has brown eyes.

She’s beautiful.

Oh, so brown eyes in the first picture?

She’s actually gorgeous.

Yeah.

She looks like what Taylor would look like as an older.

Brown eyes.

Yeah.

She looks less like her.

I mean, obviously less like her there.

Also really sucks for her then that now she’s just like a Buddhist, but we all know who she is because she was in the Church of Satan.

Yeah.

She probably is like, I want to…

That’s what she’s done, like multiple interviews and documentaries kind of like explaining her experience and like…

And she probably wants to distance herself from that.

Exactly.

But here we are talking on a podcast all because she looks like Taylor Swift.

Right.

Sucks for her.

Sorry, Xena?

Xena.

Sorry, Xena.

And she looks very German here.

You’re very pretty.

Stoic.

Yeah.

She kind of looks like the Ericsson twins there.

She does.

A little bit, yeah.

I forgot about all about them.

Yeah.

That was a good one.

Yeah.

Why do we always forget about that?

That’s a sitter episode.

That was a great one.

Well, I think you were absent for that one.

I was.

That was a good one.

Okay.

So this is the conspiracy.

Believers say that the evidence is this.

Shrek and Swift are both represented by the serpent emoji and have blonde hair.

Wait.

You don’t go real with the Shrek cartoon for this.

I’m going to lose my mind.

Wait.

They’re represented by the serpent?

Yeah.

The serpent.

Like reputation?

Like reputation.

Why is she represented by?

Because of the Satan.

Satan.

Satan was a serpent.

Wait.

So then so then arguing that reputation is like a satanic worshipping album.

I would disagree with that.

OK.

However, that is that is the conspiracy is that that’s your favorite.

I love snakes.

Yeah.

We know how the snake came around.

Right.

Yeah.

The snake emoji from Kim.

Yeah.

From Kim Kardashian.

And then everyone was canceling her.

So, you know, yeah, they embraced it.

They embraced it and was like, yeah, so if you’re going to call me a snake, I’m going to be a snake.

Yeah.

I’m a snake.

Anybody know that audio?

Oh, look what you made me do.

Believers also allege that Taylor Swift’s like love for, you know, red.

It’s related to Lucifer.

Yeah.

Burning red.

Yeah.

Did it start in the Bible of him being red?

I don’t think so.

Where did the red devil come from?

I think just cause like in the Bible, in Revelation, I think is the only place that it talks about like the whole idea of Revelation is like Jesus comes back, he, you know, saves the world and throws Satan and all like into a pit that’s like a burning pit, which is like again, what’s related, like what people say is hell, right?

So like that’s the whole idea.

So I think maybe it’s just like a fire and whatever.

Shrek was a high priestess of the Church of Satan from 1985 to 1990, which is very suspicious because Tay talks a big game about being born in 1989.

Yeah, that really connects them.

Also, you know, the alleged conspiracy theorists allege that because she named an album 1989, like after her birth, she’s really trying to highlight the fact that she was like naturally born to her parents.

Yeah.

Oh, for the love.

Yeah.

You know, Adele also named all of her albums like based on age, right?

Yeah, 22.

Yeah.

21.

Yeah.

So this is like her.

Yeah.

So it’s just like her way of being like, guys, I was naturally conceived and I wasn’t born in a test tube.

I don’t think that’s what she’s saying.

Yeah.

I need to know more about cloning.

I think she’s just saying, I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22.

Yeah.

Because when you’re 15, you know.

Yeah.

So that also says that like Shrek was used to create like this unknown amount of clones just to carry on the work of sailors.

So like there’s other.

Oh, my God.

This makes sense because there’s the girl Ashley on social.

Yeah, but she just had a lot of plastic surgery.

Oh, that’s OK.

She had to try to look like Taylor.

Yeah.

Oh, that’s so creepy.

It’s disturbing how much I know she had kind of canceled, but I didn’t know the whole bad plastic surgery.

She’s like a stalker.

Oh, that’s kind of sad.

But also, you know, there’s people that do that to look like Barbie.

Yeah.

So maybe these other clones are like the people who were like in the Mattel commercial back in the day.

Yeah.

All these other people.

Yeah.

So like they’re there, you know, it’s to carry on her work for Satan.

So that means that like, you know, Xena is like this overachiever and like this high always reaching for something more, which is like very much what Taylor does, you know?

So that’s why people think they’re the same person.

Yeah, yeah.

But they’re, oh, but they’re not the same person.

They’re clones.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Is it even aware that she was cloned?

Xena, yes, because she is an overachiever.

So she gave up her DNA to help, you know, spread the Satanism.

She barely did that.

Yes.

But, you know, Xena’s done a lot of interviews since, and don’t you think she would like say this?

Like, she’d be like, guys, my dad forced me to give up my DNA, you know?

I just don’t, I’m not buying.

Anyway, and her eyes are brown again.

Like that really, you just, this, that is-

It’s like the Elvis all over again.

No, it’s just like when we did the whole chemtrails.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

And then really, I still think about this, it’s like the thing that was like, no, I don’t believe it was you just being like, why is there no, why is there a gap?

Right?

If there’s a chemical react, if you’re dumping, like there’s a gap right now because there’s a chemical reaction happening, right?

But if we were just dumping things, there wouldn’t be that gap between the plane.

And now I always look at them like, there’s a gap.

I don’t believe it.

Okay.

So like the brown eyes are the gap.

Right.

Exactly.

You think brown eyes in every single picture?

Well, you, this picture that’s like, you can’t really see her eyes.

She could be wearing contacts.

I guess more likely Taylor Swift is wearing contact blue.

Or maybe they with brown eyes when they wear blue contacts.

Disturbing.

Yes.

I’m not into that.

Like that Miley Cyrus meme.

Oh, but I think in general, people who have blue eyes, who have dark hair are gorgeous.

Oh, yeah.

I think that’s a good mix.

But if Kait put on blue eye contacts, you’d be a little weird.

Yeah.

I don’t think it would go with my skin color.

Well, she’s like an Italian.

Yeah.

But they’re all of skin tone.

Although my dad is Italian.

He’s got blue eyes, blonde hair.

Really?

Yeah.

He’s from Northern Italy on the border of France.

Even Italian.

You should get it checked.

He has been checked.

Yes.

French.

Yeah.

And then also that, you know, Shrek traveled a lot through the years.

And she, you know, crossed over from the Satanism to her new faith with the new Buddhism that she is.

And that, because Taylor went from country to pop, it’s obviously the same.

God.

I’m sorry.

Very, very much the same.

Yeah, but then Taylor put out, she put out reputation after her pop.

But no, but wait, we’re just saying, we’re arguing that the Satanic to Buddhist transition is the equivalent of the country to pop, country to pop.

Yes, yeah.

Similar, similar vibes.

Okay.

But then she went, but then Taylor put out, I would argue it’s more so from her pop to reputation because reputation is supposed to be her Satan album.

Well, according to them, right?

I think reputation is actually an album of her falling in love.

But reputation came out after the pop.

So it’s like, yeah, I think reputation is one of the most romantic albums.

That is a hot take.

But yeah, well, no, it is, because it’s all about what you want.

Yeah, it’s all about her getting canceled in this one guy being like, I don’t care that the whole world hates you.

I love you.

Right.

Or it’s about her being fruity.

That’s she’s put a kibbutz on that.

Although I kind of still believe Carly and the album cover gets me every time.

That is another conspiracy we could do the album cover anyway.

So the evidence against this is just that, you know, Xena left the church in 1990.

She has no reason to protect its secrets.

She’s done multiple interviews.

I kind of said this earlier that she could just be like, yeah, my dad made me, you know, give away my DNA because he wanted to just continue this, you know, Satanism through my clones, which I’m like…

I did kind of start Googling, like, I couldn’t find an answer, but my question was like, why the clones?

Yeah.

What were the clones supposed to do for Satan?

Right.

And there was no answer.

Like Google could not give me an answer about this.

And I thought to myself, what were the clones to do to Satan?

Yeah, like, I guess it makes sense like other religions where your goal is like, you know, like in a good Catholic family, it’s like reproduce, reproduce, reproduce, because you’re all about, right?

Or like the Jews, they want natural, they’re trying to rebuild their population and they just want you to reproduce other Jews.

And it’s all about like have all these children to like, to like perpetuate the church.

But I don’t know, a cloning just seems so much more challenging than like, why don’t you guys go have some kids the natural way and bring them into the church?

Are you assuming then that Taylor Swift’s parents are Satanists because they raised her?

Yeah, but I don’t think they are.

They also seem like they’re a Christian or something.

It wasn’t she raised Christian?

She always says that she’s Christian.

Yeah, anyway, I mean, Taylor always said she’s Christian.

I mean, come on, I mean, come on.

But also, it’s got a whole Christmas album.

Yes.

So funny.

Well, we can listen to it now.

Christmas tree farm, Christmas tree farm.

Yeah.

So anyway, I just think that like if Xena was like she stole my DNA, couldn’t she like blackmail her into like some of that money?

Yeah.

You know, I’d be like the hush hush money.

Also, I feel like P Diddy would be wrapped up in this.

P Diddy would be cloning people.

Yeah.

You know who’s low-key cloning people?

Nick Cannon.

Nick Cannon just got diagnosed with narcissism and he’s like, and he came out and he was like, you know, people use narcissistic, narcissism is like a derogatory term.

He’s like, but I’ve done my research and I’ve talked to my therapist and it’s not a bad thing.

It’s said the narcissist.

Yes, the narcissist.

Yeah.

But that was a people source.

That wasn’t on TikTok.

People said he was just diagnosed with narcissism.

That totally makes sense for your need to repopulate the entire planet with your children.

Right.

He’s cloning his people.

That’s not surprising at all.

Another large piece of evidence that dismisses this claim is that there’s never actually been a human clone to our knowledge.

The conspiracy theorists would say that we know of, that we know of, yes.

That we don’t know.

There’s no proof proof, right?

Conspiracy theorists, that’s not you.

Is there like cloning, aggressive cloning research in Japan?

Well, in 1952, the scientists in America first cloned a tadpole.

That was the first clone in America, a tadpole.

Not in Japan.

And then again, 1996, our childhood.

Right.

I wasn’t even born yet.

Yeah.

You weren’t born in 96.

I was born in 97.

Oh my gosh.

And then the closest we ever came to a human clone was 97.

Oh, with what?

When scientists created a monkey facemail from another monkey.

Oh my God.

Yeah, Colleen.

Yeah.

My quick Google search says that actually Japan is pretty restrictive about cloning.

Was it in response to a cloning incident?

Because I remember there was this this I was watching something on the TV.

It says in 2000, there was a ban in the base 10 years if you attempt to clone a human.

I was watching something on the TV.

So it was probably some TLC show.

And this, it was this lady lost her dog.

And she was so distraught.

She cloned the dog.

But I thought she had to bring her past dog to Japan.

Did you fall asleep?

I don’t remember.

It could be a dream.

I swear to God, it was like a little white dog.

This was like years ago.

It feels like a childhood memory.

I don’t know.

Well, maybe it was before 2000.

Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.

Like, maybe Japan responded to a cloning incident.

I’m sorry, if they already have rules against anti-human cloning, it means somebody tried to clone.

Yeah, I know, because I think it’s more ethical, right?

Yeah, like because the problem is, as this as I’m saying right now, only one in 100 clones are actually successful.

Yeah, it’s really different.

Percent.

Yeah.

And most most clones have like dysfunctional organs.

It’s like incest children.

And then they’re like and then you have to they have to be euthanized.

You know, so like that’s it’s human life.

You know, like they say you can like create a baby with like stem cells.

Yeah.

Is that cloning?

Can you create a baby with some like you don’t need sperm?

You know what I’m talking about, Megan?

Yeah, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Megan’s aggressively looking it up.

No, it is not possible to make a baby from stem cells.

Yeah.

I don’t think so.

That’s AI.

Can we trust AI?

It’s the government.

Oh.

Anyway, the point is it’s unethical and banned in several places.

It’s creepy.

I’ve seen enough of those weird horror movies about cloning to know that I’m not cloning.

Yeah.

Well, also, and let’s just be like, Taylor Swift is a one in a million.

Yeah.

And one in a million?

One in a billion?

You can’t even count to a billion.

Right.

Like, I just feel like why would we like reduce her to have been cloned?

Right.

Has Xena done it anywhere near?

No.

Accomplished anywhere near as much as…

But yeah, it just seems like she just wants to live her life.

Yeah.

She wants to do her own thing.

Yeah.

And we’re not letting her.

Yeah.

Right.

So the point is, this whole reel that popped off.

Right.

Wrong.

It makes no sense.

And it’s, in my opinion, debunked.

Yeah.

I don’t think they’re clones, but they do look freakishly similar.

They look very similar.

But yeah.

What do we think, guys?

A bunch of clones.

Yeah.

It’s a hoax.

Yeah, it’s definitely a hoax.

It’s just like anybody.

It’s just like what we said.

Like anybody will.

I feel like it’s related to like, oh, the Illuminati worships the devil.

And like they sold their souls to Satan.

And, you know, it’s just like the haters.

Yeah.

Because there are Taylor Swift haters.

Played backwards.

It was when Rock and Roll came alive.

They all played it backwards.

Yeah.

Because you could on a record.

Because my mom actually said, can you, you had talked about, should we cover?

John Lennon.

Yeah.

About like when John Lennon died in her, in her like high school, her teacher was young and like played it backwards and was hearing messages and like crying.

And my mom was like, please don’t cover that.

I can’t.

When I just think of backwards lyrics, I just think of like, is it worth it?

Let me work it.

Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it.

It’s your for minute, but when yet.

And then we like, hold on.

Is she saying it back?

Yes.

I always go.

Yeah, it’s your for minute, but when yet.

So none of us buy this, right Colleen?

Have you been talked around?

And no, I don’t buy it.

Oh, I don’t buy it.

Colleen doesn’t buy it.

I was sure.

But but it’s kind of scary.

I don’t think it’s scary, but I think it’s just weird how similar they.

Yeah, that’s what I mean.

It’s scary how similar they look like.

Like, whoa, what kind of weird?

What other what other conspiracies?

Oh, I do know one about Taylor Swift that you didn’t cover that made me.

I mean, I only covered one, so.

There’s, yeah, there’s one.

So well, actually, she has like a low key writer background because she writes her songs.

Right.

So we all know about that movie that came out with the cat and the spy.

Oh, I think it was all this hype and then I never heard anything about it afterward.

Well, Jordan went to see it was a bad movie.

But the rumor was that Taylor Swift wrote that under a ghost name.

Yeah.

I don’t remember the name of the movie.

Well, I think a lot of the theories about her being a low key writer also stemmed from the all too well 10 minute version when the premise is that she’s a writer and she’s writing about her experiences.

Because Argyle?

Yeah, Argyle.

It features the same breed as her cat.

And it’s like people just believe Taylor Swift wrote the script under a ghost name and produced it.

Well, then I feel like they I do kind of remember when there was like press happening before and I feel like they were kind of leading into it.

Like people would be like, yeah, I don’t know.

We can’t comment on that.

Right.

Obviously.

I mean, then your then your roommate went and saw that it was a major.

Yeah.

It does kind of look like Taylor and her cat.

Yeah, that’s the thing.

But there’s a theory that Taylor Swift writes fan fix, which I don’t know if the Internet’s well, I know the Internet is, but I don’t know if our fan base is aware of what fanfics are.

But it’s like real life people who write stories.

Well, I think people know because like fan fiction is 50 Shades of Gray was like fan fiction of Twilight.

A lot of books that have been published recently were fanfics.

This one went viral on TikTok during the pandemic time.

And it’s one based on Harry Potter.

And it’s like a prequel to Harry Potter.

It’s based on the Marauder era.

It’s on the Marauder era.

And the conspiracy is that Taylor Swift wrote that.

And the author on the fanfic website’s name is Miss King Bean 89.

89?

Yeah, like 1989.

Why would she be King Bean?

And I don’t have, well, I wasn’t prepared to talk about it.

Okay, okay.

So it kind of snowballed from, wow, Taylor must have written this song just for Wolfstar to like, Photoshop’s of Taylor secretly being Miss King Bean 89 and writing A-T-Y-D at the backstage of the Reputation Tour.

Yeah, and the theory or the conspiracy is that Taylor Swift has liked Instagram.

When you know how you used to be able to see people’s activity on Instagram, there was conspiracy that she had been liking posts about the Harry Potter relationship.

Oh, well, it says like, it just said that they Photoshopped Taylor secretly liking it.

Yeah, so it was, I guess.

So maybe, yeah.

All right.

Okay, I’m thinking about some other Taylor Swift.

So, I mean, we’ve heard like, there’s like the Taylor Swift could be in the Illuminati, right?

But that’s just, I think anyone who’s like big and famous could be in the Illuminati, right?

Do you remember when they thought that she was like Pentagon Psyop and she was like brainwashing us to vote a certain way?

Like even in the last election, they were talking about that.

But a lot of people were like, no, I don’t care what she says.

Yeah.

Well, no, and they said she was like a Pentagon asset.

I mean, there’s always conspiracy theory and politics.

Like, you can’t trust the government.

Yeah.

Who was the person that I said she looked like at the beginning, the guy?

Troy Savant.

Oh, Troy Savant.

Who’s that?

I love Troy Savant.

He’s like a singer.

So he started on YouTube.

He’s famous for coming out on YouTube.

Like he went viral for his coming out story.

Okay.

And then he started his music career on YouTube.

He would write his own songs and like post them on YouTube.

And then he was also an actor, a child actor.

He was baby Wolverine in one of the early Wolverine movies.

I don’t think he really looks like Taylor.

No, in that one picture he did.

Just one, just one picture.

Yeah, I think I didn’t.

He’s also not naturally blonde.

Someone said that like when they looked at the still pictures, they bought into it.

And then when they watched a video of it, and I think they’ve been like together before.

He’s had some filler now too.

He’s doing stuff to his face.

Well, in that TikTok reel also, which maybe we’ll have to post, that they also look, it’s like they’re on a late, separately on a late night show.

And they just like seem to turn their heads in the same way, gesture the same way.

And I think I love Troye Sivan.

Well, we could talk about the fact that there’s a conspiracy that Taylor Swift has a album she never released.

Karma.

Well, that’s coming.

Oh, we’re doing an episode on that.

No, Karma’s coming.

Oh.

They think they is in the Swifties that are in more deep than us.

Well, the problem is she also is famous for like all of the, she plans years in advance.

She has all of these Easter eggs.

Everything is.

And she gets her people in on it.

And then we all start spinning.

And then we’re the clowns, right?

Right.

Here’s my final thought for you.

Final thought.

Even though Beyonce beat her.

Which doesn’t make sense.

Doesn’t make sense.

I think she is like the biggest star of our generation.

Oh, I think she’s, I think she is the equivalent to the Beatles.

Yes.

I think she’s a genius.

Yeah.

A lyrical genius.

She’s savant.

She really, I’m listening to her back when she was 16, and we were like, I remember being in the carpool with my friends and being like, I mean, her voice isn’t that great, but she’s sure catchy, and she’s hustled.

And I think her voice is much better.

Oh, her voice is so much better.

I think that she came from a rather well-to-do family.

She tells the story of like, I just grew up on this little Christmas tree farm.

But her dad is a finance guy, okay?

Her dad bought 3%.

We’re not hiding the fact that she came from well-to-do.

No, so I think she came, most people don’t have the setup she did, right?

Like the supportive family who are willing to relocate you to Tennessee, who have parents who are financially stable enough to like support you through this.

And I think that’s it.

I don’t think there’s some big conspiracy that like, she sold her soul to the devil or that-

Worked hard as a business woman.

Yeah, I think she worked hard and she was kind of set up, have a lot of resources that maybe other people don’t have.

And I think obviously she wouldn’t still be big almost 20 years later if she didn’t hustle.

I think she’s like got the biggest work ethic of anyone I know, right?

I mean, like that girl never stops working.

Never.

The Aeros store is the prime example.

Right.

It’s been going on for what?

Over a year?

Yeah.

She’s been on tour?

Two years.

Yeah.

We’re like almost two years.

Yeah.

No, I agree.

I think that like saying that she, I think that like saying that she sold her soul, the devil is like selling her what he’s done short.

Yeah.

I mean, like really, like she was basically bullied on Twitter, and anyone probably would have like, yeah, by a bunch of Kim and Kanye fans.

And then she came back and she’s like completely like turned it around, you know?

Like maybe she got hers, but they all got theirs, you know?

Well, what do we tell Joey whenever?

Trash takes itself out.

Every time.

Every single time.

Yep.

All right.

Do you have any final thoughts, Colleen?

I don’t think Taylor Swift is a clown.

Nope.

I do think she’s an internet lurker, though.

For sure.

Yeah.

She’s watching us.

I don’t know how she would have the time.

I know she always says it.

She’s like, I pay attention to what’s happening, and she like references things people are saying, but I think she’s got Taylor Nation.

She’s got a whole team.

I don’t think she sleeps.

I mean, she probably has a team.

She sleeps on the plane, I think.

And she has social media, sorry, content creators and social media.

Yeah, who brief her on like, hear the trending conversation.

People are saying, yeah.

I mean, I know she likes things, whatever, but I just-

Army in her arsenal.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, that’s what happens when you’re a billionaire.

Well, I feel like when you are working as hard as she is and like putting out albums as frequently as she is, and you have to have someone who just manages your life and handles all the other streets.

Yeah, Tree.

Most famous PR person ever.

The one who most definitely came up with the, how about you go to the Jets game so that when people Google your name, it’s not you and your playing gas usage.

Yeah.

Tree’s genius.

Yeah.

Anyway, what do you guys think?

No, I think she’s a Satan.

She is a Satanist clone.

You know what we haven’t done and we need to bring back now that you’re managing social media?

I was just about to say the poll.

Yeah, we haven’t done a poll in like all of season 2.

No, we really haven’t.

All right.

We’re bringing back the polls, guys.

We’re bringing polls back.

Yep.

So the poll is she’s definitely a clone of Xenolaby.

And this is all because the Church of Satanism and the Illuminati are out to get us or secret answer to.

This is all false.

And Tay is just a genius.

She’s just a genius.

Yeah.

Anyway, happy birthday, Tay.

Happy birthday.

And I’ll go back to December all the time.

35?

35 this year?

I was just going to ask how old she is.

35.

Hope you and Trav have a great time celebrating.

We should get off.

We should watch.

We can go watch the Lifetime inspired movie.

Oh my gosh.

Is the Lifetime inspired movie?

Well, there were two inspired movies, but the one that’s like officially inspired that Travis Kelsey’s mom is in is apparently not super inspired.

Oh, okay.

It’s like a Chief’s Christmas or something.

But there’s a Lifetime movie that is like…

Spot on.

Well, it’s about like a football player and a big star.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, all right.

We’ll log off.

We’ll go watch that and we’ll see you guys next week.

Next week, we’re talking.

Jambonet.

You guys get ready for it.

Yeah.

I think it’s funny that her name is John.

Well, her dad’s name was John Bennett.

That’s weird.

But they named this son.

Netflix has really been scooping us a lot.

Yeah.

So, we’ve had Jambonet on the calendar for Christmas week.

I’ve had it on the calendar for six months, and then here comes Netflix with a special.

You know what?

We had recycling.

That’s true.

Maybe they’re lurking on your Internet.

I think we’re blowing up.

I had recycling for almost a year on the Google Doc.

Finally do it, and there’s like a documentary on Netflix about it.

Yeah.

You know?

That’s weird.

Yeah.

What?

It’s all your conspiracies.

Yeah.

There’s a whole documentary.

I talked about USOs in the sea zone.

Yeah.

And now there’s a whole mini-series talking about, well, it’s about the UFOs, but in episode 2, they go into like, where are they?

They’re in the water, and they start talking about the USOs.

I just got out of the spell season.

All right.

Well, we’ll see you guys next week.

Ciao.

See you next Tuesday.

I can do it with a broken heart.