133 Transcript – 3SchemeQueens

Hey, guys.

Guys, we just learned Colleen has thought that the Baltimore Orioles baseball team was the Baltimore Orioles like the cookie this hot tub.

I could never tell what people are saying.

Orioles like the bird.

Orioles.

Do you know what else?

We got some other big news.

When we started this podcast, we said, I cannot wait for our first negative review.

That will mean we arrived.

Well, we did get one on Princess.

Remember, some guy was like, what if car accidents just happened?

Oh, I didn’t think that was a negative.

I mean, that was, yeah.

Yeah, we were like, It felt like it was male.

But yeah, it was a rando and we’re like, I mean, that was like, definitely like a mansplaining comment.

Like, what if you guys were just dumb?

But I mean, I also did just think it was a tragic accident.

So that would tell me he probably didn’t listen to the episode.

Yeah, exactly.

It’s real.

Negative review came from Reddit.

And…

Is anybody surprised?

No.

I mean, I think that Reddit is typically pretty negative.

I’m low-key viral, aren’t I?

Right, Megan?

Colleen went viral with her hobby lobby investigation.

I will say, one of the first things I asked Colleen, like, what do you want to do when you grow up or whatever?

I said I wanted to be an Instagram, or a internet sensation.

So you said, I want to go viral.

I was like, what do you mean?

And she was like, like on TikTok, I want to go viral.

And then I was like, explain to me what that means.

I think I specifically said fine, like, because I want to be like, look at all those chickens.

Like, I want to be like that.

You want to be ironically viral.

Yes.

Yeah.

I would like to be used as a meme, but not in a they’re making fun of me kind of way, but in a they use my clip to make fun of other things.

Very specific.

I want to do this specifically.

Yeah.

So on Reddit, somebody commented that our, our Boeing whistleblower episode had too much vocal fry.

And yeah, in like our audio, they’re not wrong because listeners, we’re trying.

We are not audio people.

We’re not tech people.

And we’re trying to learn.

We’re learning a lot.

It’s really hard.

We had experimenting with like virtual recording.

So for the people who did not, I mean, honestly, again, I was like, guys, we got our first one ever, was like, oh my God, we’ve made it.

So you didn’t crush our dreams.

But thank you to all the people who have put up with our intermittent audio issues.

Yeah, you are still with us.

Thank you to our moms.

That’s so sad.

Guys, we’re like in the top.

We aren’t making a lot of money, but we’re still here.

Lights, camera, bitch, smile.

We’re gonna get sued if we keep these audio clips in.

Do you know what’s gonna come for us?

I don’t think.

We’ve done her music so many times.

I think she’s got guys.

Bigger fish to fry.

Then we come for us.

What if we learn that Taylor Swift also likes conspiracies and she listens to ours?

Well, we know who does like conspiracies.

The Kelsey bros.

Guys, I don’t even care about meeting Travis, but if I met Jason, if I met Kylie.

Oh, Kylie.

I’m gonna lose my mind if I meet Kylie.

I wanna be best friends with Kylie.

Do you know what I did love to get along with us?

If I met the nieces, I’d have so much.

Have you seen the clip of her fighting with the drunk lady?

Yeah.

They wanted a photo.

This drunk lady, they come up to him, and Kylie in the thickest Philly accent, says, you’re drunk, or something like in a Philly accent.

I can do a lot of accents, guys, but not on command just yet.

That was more Boston.

You’re drunk.

She gets in her face and tells her to go away.

And people have been wearing a screenshot of Kylie in the drunk lady’s face and getting Kylie to sign it.

Oh, that is so Philly.

I love it.

I did learn a fun fact though, this is just because it’s our intro.

A fun fact.

Do you guys know where the term Foo Fighters came from?

I just know it’s a band.

Is it something to do with birds?

It’s a local band.

David Grohl grew up in Springfield, Virginia.

What?

That’s crazy.

Very close to us.

That is super close.

I feel like I’ve driven by his house on someone before, I’ve been like, you know, David Grohl grew up there, and you were like, big whoop.

Okay, guys, so pretty much what I learned is that Foo Fighters are a term for UFOs or mysterious aerial phenomena.

And it was created by the allied pilots during World War II.

So specifically referred to any UFOs seen over European Pacific theaters, but also kind of just became this term for UFOs.

But I think it came from like foe fighters.

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So is it time for our drink check?

We have a listener recommendation.

So Tracy.

Hey Tracy.

Tracy, she’s a real fan.

She is a real fan.

She comments on a lot of our things.

Thanks Tracy.

Tracy said, you got to try some Cat Head Honeysuckle Vodka with Lemonade.

It’s really good.

It’s so good.

It’s kind of addicting.

It’s like a nice summer refresh drink.

Perfect for our season.

Megan’s been texting us about these USOs that she’s been researching.

And Megan and I were tracking, but Colleen just kept thinking Megan was spelling UFOs wrong.

The entire time.

I just thought something was wrong with her phone.

Like it was auto-correcting.

And I was like, maybe we’re not doing the season yet, because we’re doing UFOs and eels.

And it’s the best because Colleen was like, Colleen is, as we say, Colleen’s our peacekeeper.

She just like, is so harmonious.

And she’s like, it’s okay, guys.

She tries.

Yeah.

And like, she would never call somebody out on being like, do you mean UFOs?

But now, she was shocked to learn, we are truly talking about unidentified, submersed object.

Submersed.

Unidentified, submerged objects.

Not to be confused with the United Service Organization, which we are also a big supporter of.

Yeah.

Yes.

We love USO.

We just taught Colleen what the USO was.

Yeah, I don’t know what that was.

But you know what?

Now that I’m thinking about it, that’s what Captain America’s storyline was, right?

He was a USO.

We’ve said it before, but as a reminder, 71% of earth space is comprised of ocean, yet 95% of it remains unexplored.

Now, we are all familiar with unidentified flying objects or UFOs, but have you heard of unidentified submersed objects or USOs?

No, we know Colleen isn’t familiar.

The first recorded USO sighting was from 329 BC.

Okay, what?

When Alexander the Great spotted a shiny, shield-like object flying in and out of a river in India.

He spent the next six years of his life hunting the object, and the hunt is what caused him to develop the first precursor to the submarine.

Since then, there have been thousands of reports of USOs.

But what are they?

Could they be natural marine phenomena?

Or are these advanced underwater vehicles developed by the United States or enemy governments?

Are the underwater craft operated by extraterrestrial beings from other planets?

And if they are being piloted by extraterrestrial creatures, where are they going?

Could there be advanced civilizations living beneath the Earth’s ocean?

Yes.

Like the lost city of Atlantis.

Yes.

Would it make sense for society to live underwater if they had the biology capability?

Could these civilizations know more about humans than we know about ourselves?

Maybe.

I didn’t like that.

Wait, could these be mermaids?

Yeah.

It could be mermaids, it could be eels, it could be Atlantis.

Are they intelligent beings?

Well, that’s what we’re gonna talk about.

Okay, because I would not argue that eels are intelligent beings.

They’re metamorphic.

That doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.

They travel 6,000 kilometers just to breed.

Again.

And they have to be intelligent to know how to do that.

Or the mother is just calling them back.

And they’re all connected telepathically.

And what is the mother, though?

An extraterrestrial being?

Right.

I think so.

But just because you have an extraterrestrial being calling you back doesn’t mean that you’re actually smart.

No, but okay.

We have digressed, guys.

These USOs, do we think…

It’s just like the government, and they don’t want us to know about technology.

That’s not a…

Do we think it’s the enemy spying on us?

Do we think it’s extraterrestrial?

What do we think?

I have two theories, okay?

Immediately, I’m thinking governmental.

I’m thinking…

They’re laughing at me.

I’m thinking it has to do with spying, or the military doesn’t want to own up to the technology they have.

That’s what I’m thinking immediately.

However, in the back of my head, I know we’ve only explored how much of the ocean.

5% Allegedly.

Five, allegedly, 5% of the ocean.

So like, I don’t know if we can outright say, no, it’s not aliens.

We just don’t know.

Yeah, I’m with you.

What do you think, Kait?

I’m gonna be honest.

I had never thought about aliens living underwater because they are always…

They’re always presented as space.

But I have always thought in my brain, we just assume that aliens can survive in an atmosphere like ours.

However, underwater is not an atmosphere like ours.

So…

The pressure.

Well, I’m just saying, we think they could…

There’s less pressure in space.

If we think that they could survive on Earth, who’s to say that they couldn’t survive underwater?

Maybe they can’t survive on Earth, but they have to survive underwater.

What if we’re the aliens?

Again, Scientology.

That is exactly what they think.

We were dropped off by aliens.

And again, this is why you are not allowed to set foot into a Scientology building.

Very easily have been the aliens the whole time.

No.

We belong on Earth.

Oh, so those are my two theories.

Okay.

I instinctually want to believe it’s governmental because I feel like it’s always the government.

But also, I just don’t think we know enough to fully say it’s not.

Well, when I mentioned to my family, we were covering this topic.

My brother and my dad said, you know, they didn’t have all the facts that I’m about to share with you.

Right.

But they were like facts.

USOs.

Well, you know that there’s a lot of drug trafficking happening via like submarines.

No.

How did they know this?

Well, I don’t know, but then I was thinking about also, you know, go back to the Hitler episode.

They’re putting people in submarines?

No, to traffic drugs.

They’re not like, not human trafficking, like drug trafficking.

Like to smuggle drugs.

It’s like a bunch of young females in a sub.

But, but maybe.

But yeah, this is not just unidentified subs.

These are like objects that fly and submerge.

So I don’t think-

Like in the Marvel movies.

Yeah.

It always goes back to Marvel.

So, in 2020, the US Department of Defense established the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force to investigate and understand the nature and origins of UAP.

So these are like, again, flying objects.

In 2021, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence released an unclassified report summarizing the findings, which acknowledged that many of the observed phenomenon could not be easily explained, but it did not confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life.

So I think as we know, the last few years, it’s kind of an acknowledgement that UFOs are real.

We’re seeing them, we can’t explain them.

And so I think this just like kind of opened the dialogue.

A lot of military people have come forward to describe these USOs they’ve seen.

And part of what kind of makes me believe this is because we’re gonna cover Sassbutch in a future episode.

We’re gonna have a guest, Lindsay.

He’s gonna tell us about her experience with Sassbutch.

But I’m kind of skeptical, have you not yet researched Sassbutch?

Because I’ve seen Sassbutch eight times.

I’m a little bit more skeptical about Sassbutch or Yetis or whatever, because I feel like there are so many reports of them in so many locations.

And like, if they really existed everywhere, wouldn’t we all know?

But USOs.

Isolated.

Very isolated.

There’s a handful of locations with very concentrated reports, which makes it more believable to me.

So Megan, I don’t know if you guys know this, but Megan is a research gal.

She really likes the literature and the facts.

She reads false print as podcasting is.

She loves a nonfiction book.

Interesting, because I believe in Bigfoot.

If Megan starts saying she believes something, you can pretty much bet she’s done enough research.

Yeah, it’s like when she starts saying like, guys, I believe it, then it’s like, there’s probably some hard evidence.

Yeah, when I present…

She’s kind of hard to win over, and where Colleen and I are like, immediately believe it.

And then we hear more facts and we’re like, maybe not.

So I am going to go through a couple of reports that I have clustered by hotspots, okay?

Okay, I’m excited.

So the first hotspot is the Bermuda Triangle.

Of course.

Do we think Amelia Earhart was taken by aliens?

You know what?

You’re going to have to tune in in a couple of weeks to hear about it.

Yeah.

We mentioned, again, so Bermuda Triangle is going to be its own episode.

And we mentioned last week that it’s this 500,000 square mile area between Miami, Bermuda and San Juan, where all of these like weird disappearances have been reported with ships and airplanes.

In fact, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico was such a hotspot.

I’ve been there.

Yeah, you too.

They have a highway called Ruta Extraterrestria.

Oh, Extraterrestrial route.

Mm-hmm, I’ll translate.

Do you guys know who the first person to report a USO sighting in the Bermuda Triangle was?

Give me the decade.

That’s going to give it away.

Recently?

Hitler.

No, hold on.

No, wait, before Hitler.

Oh, Franklin, Ben Franklin.

No.

Before Christopher Columbus, I was thinking Hamilton, because Hamilton was from Puerto Rico, right?

Christopher Columbus, who sailed the ocean blue in 1492.

In 1492, 12 hours before Columbus discovered America, he and his 121 crew members, all of them, were sailing on the Santa Maria off the coast of Puerto Rico, through the Bermuda Triangle.

Ocean depths were over four miles deep.

Okay, can you imagine sailing through the Bermuda Triangle and the water being over four miles deep?

To be honest, when you said four miles, it didn’t click in my brain.

I was like, wow, that’s kind of shallow.

No, I think I was thinking like four meters.

Yeah, it’s like, how many miles are the moon?

Miles, I don’t know.

No, but it’s like equivalent to that, isn’t it?

No.

Look it up.

Wait a second.

Wait, I think it’s more equivalent to like an airplane, that when you’re taking your flight to Boston.

I’m not going to be that far off.

I swear to God.

238,900 miles.

That vertical for sure.

Just straight up.

So Columbus and some of his crew members reported seeing bright lights in the ocean below, then a disc shaped object rising up from the water before hovering over the water.

Christopher Columbus logged this event.

Again, 12 hours later, he discovers America.

Then here’s a good one.

September 5th, 1945, allegedly the largest mass abduction.

Oh, so of cows or humans?

Of humans.

Five US Navy bombers with 14 crew members take off for a training flight.

This is flight 19.

They radio that they were lost.

They said their compasses were going crazy, like they were clapping, and then all of a sudden they lost contact.

They completely disappeared from radar.

So then the Navy is like, we got to launch a search and rescue mission.

So they sent off 13 more crew members to find these planes.

13?

13 more crew members.

They also disappeared.

This is the original MH370.

This is in the Bermuda Triangle area?

Over the Bermuda Triangle.

They were reports of a possible oil slick.

So then they sent a third crew out.

Third crew never finds these people.

But third crew comes back.

Third crew comes back.

And they’re like, we did kind of stick an oil slick, maybe possibly in the water, but there was no evidence of any wreckage.

There were no people.

They got pulled under.

And even if it was a tragedy where these planes disappeared, why did the rescue mission also disappear?

Yeah.

When the plane hits water, how long till it’s completely underwater?

How long does it take a plane to like…

All my experiences from the Titanic and the ass bobbing, the ass bobs for two hours or something.

That’s what I’m like, if that…

I think it depends.

We talked about it on MH370.

I think it depends on the speed and angle.

And you were saying, like, was it like a nosedive?

Could he land on the water?

If he was trying to glide into the water, there would be less evidence of wreckage.

This, like, mass abduction was just, like, a horrific plane crash.

Would the rescue team have even seen the planes in the water?

You know what I mean?

Or would they…

If it wasn’t aliens and they just crashed…

But how five planes go down and there’s no evidence of any of them immediately after?

Yeah.

How fast was the rescue mission sent out?

He says immediately.

Yeah, so if it was immediately, then you would think that, like, the flotation divides on devices of the seats.

Like, somebody would have been lifting up on it, right?

Could they have tried to eject from their airplane?

But you would have seen them.

All right.

I mean, bodies, they might have floated for a while before they sank.

Just had to think about that before we continued.

1958, the USS FDR off the coast of Guantanamo Bay.

So this is not quite in the Ramita Triangle, but close.

They reported seeing salad cigar shaped objects coming toward them.

They felt heat.

Witnesses actually saw non-humans in the windows watching them.

Oh, no.

The encounter lasted 45 seconds before it went into the ocean.

25 people witnessed it.

But all of those people were reassigned to different ships.

Another person in the 1960s was a radar operator on the same boat, spotted an aircraft at 80,000 feet, 600 miles away on the radar.

The height and speed were unprecedented at the time.

And the study was confirmed by the officer of the watch who woke up the captain and launched aircraft to investigate.

They saw these UFOs and watched them disappear in front of them.

They recorded that in the log, and the commanding officer then removed it from the log.

Oh my gosh.

Why are they removing it?

What do they know?

March 1963 off the coast of Puerto Rico, there’s an exercise happening.

Incidentally, a Navy sub picked up an unidentified craft at 20,000 feet under the water.

But typical crush pressure for a submarine is 7,000 feet.

So this was deeper than any submarine that we would know about could be.

So they monitored, they like tracked this craft for days, and they were never able to identify it after the…

They lost track of it after midnight on the fourth day, never figured out what it was.

Wow.

January 3rd, 1979.

Filiberto Cardenas is in Miami.

He’s driving with three friends, and he has car trouble.

So he gets out to check the engine.

And in front of these three witnesses, he is beamed up in a bright light into a UFO.

So up into the sky, not the ocean.

Not the ocean.

But he’s, yes.

At this point, he’s in the sky.

Whoa.

Two hours later, police find him 16 miles away.

Right.

He said that three human-like aliens abducted him before taking him into an undersea tunnel.

Oh, my God.

They spoke Spanish to him and warned him of future threats against humanity.

What?

He was taken to an underwater city where he met other abductees.

He said he was experimented on.

And when they took him, these cops found him, they took him to the hospital.

He had over 100 needle marks on his body.

That’s crazy.

Was he up to something?

Right.

Drugs.

Sounds like drugs.

Sounds like he went on a trip.

That sounds like a manic trip.

Okay, so those are a couple, again, there’s like hundreds, but those are a couple of the Bermuda Triangle.

It sounds like they all went on a trip.

And he just, and they left him behind.

Two big hotspots really are Bermuda and off the coast of California, the Bermuda Triangle and off the coast of California.

Okay, tell me about California.

But before I get into California, I have two little random stories.

So again, grain of salt, these are not in like big hotspots like the other ones I’m describing.

But one of the most famous ones, in 1967, Shag Harbor, Nova Scotia.

This is a very famous sighting.

Shag?

Shag Harbor.

Five friends are driving along the coast and they see bright lights.

What’s the age?

They’re all in their 20s?

They’re all dropping acid, Megan.

What’s the year?

1967, Shag Harbor.

Okay, 60s.

Yeah.

Okay, Nova Scotia.

Five friends are driving along the coast and they see bright lights.

They pull over and they see a bright light a thousand yards out, and they hear a whistling sound that sounds like they said if something was falling through the air.

And then this bright light lasts two to three minutes.

So the five people in this car all stop.

From the air?

Yes, because a lot of these USOs, they disappear into the water.

That doesn’t mean they aren’t able to also fly.

So this is in the air.

So the five people in the car witnessed this, as did six other people who were not with them.

They confirm this sighting.

So people are actually calling 911 or whatever Nova Scotia’s equivalent of 911 is.

In fact, people didn’t even call in and say, like, I see a UFO.

They were like, I think there might be, like, a plane crash or something.

So they call this in as, like, it’s like a rescue mission.

So they are calling in help.

Actually, cops show up, and some of them actually witness this object before it submerges.

Again, it, like, hovers for two to three minutes, and then it enters the water at a 45-degree angle, 300 yards off the coast.

So these cops see it.

They launch into this rescue mission, and they, like, get out there in their boats.

Nobody can find it.

Whoa.

So, like, within minutes, rescue boats on the scene, they never find anything.

The next day, they report that all aircraft within the area had been accounted for.

So there is no missing aircraft out there.

Whoa.

Canadian Navy spends three days diving and investigating.

They find nothing.

And then, like, as of today, there are three of these witnesses, these five witnesses, three of them are still alive.

And they, like, still stand by their story.

Like, 100% it happened.

Military reports claim, after the fact, that this object was spotted on radar over Siberia and tracked to the coast of Nova Scotia, where it suddenly submerged and followed the coastline underwater, met up with a second object on the radar before disappearing.

Oh, my goodness.

American military surveilled this for days as well.

Never found anything.

And then in 1972, the Norwegian Navy was hunting a USO that it had seen on radar for weeks.

Two weeks into the hunt, the USO emerges and is spotted, so it comes up, it hovers over the water.

And they’re all, like, cylindrical or whatever?

Most of these are.

Now, there was the one I mentioned earlier that they described as like a cigar shape.

But mostly it’s like the typical saucer that we talk about.

So it, like, hovers, so the Norwegian Navy starts firing torpedoes at it.

It completely vanishes.

They see it take off up into this fjord, so they block the fjord.

So there’s nowhere for this USO to go, and it disappeared, and they never found it.

Whoa.

So those were two random stories.

Again, not within these hot spots I’m talking about, but, like, pretty often reported validated stories, lots of witnesses, so I thought worth sharing.

So now California.

Kait, want to hear about California?

There have been reports of hundreds of USOs between Santa Barbara and Santa Monica, prompting many to theorize that there could be an undersea alien base.

Whoa.

Author Preston Dennett claims that in the 1970s, families used to go to the Point Doom Beach to watch all these random lights that they could see.

That’s going to come back.

Remember that, Point Doom, okay?

Doom, Point Doom.

We’re going to hear about that later.

Doom.

D-U-M-E.

Okay.

So just a few months after Pearl Harbor, a giant ship appeared over Santa Maria, already jittery and thinking this could be the Japanese.

The US military fired over 1,400 anti-aircraft shells on the mysterious ship, and it disappeared, and the Japanese denied ever having any planes over the US, and no one could ever explain this sighting.

Oh.

Okay, one of the most famous reports also.

Here’s another, whatever.

June 14, 1992.

There were over 200 reports that dozens of bright disks left the water off the coast of Santa Monica, briefly hovered, then took off into space.

Whoa, I don’t like that.

They claim that these ships were completely silent.

During this period of time, there were multiple reports of abduction experiences, lost time, or memories of interactions with aliens.

Why God?

People reported being taken underwater and interacting with praying mantis-like UFOs.

So again, I had mentioned last week that there’s some theories that we could have multiple species.

We could have the typical green men, and then these praying mantis people, and then maybe eels if you…

Okay, wait.

Imagine a large praying mantis.

Yeah, it’s terrifying.

When they go…

Is that like an alien?

That’s what I was gonna say.

When they go underwater, are they in submersives underwater or are they in the water?

The humans who claim abduction, I think, are in submersives.

But I’m gonna talk about the evidence we have for whole colonies down there.

Okay.

I’m interested.

My gosh.

I’m interested.

So again, the area where this allegedly happened, like where all of these sightings occurred off the coast of Santa Monica, the water is over a mile deep.

A mile, yep.

Not quite as far as the moon.

Wait.

But pretty.

Do we think they’re listening to us down there?

So anyway, ocean sonar can’t track…

Over a mile.

A mile deep in the water.

You know who we need?

A dolphin.

The dolphins.

They can track them.

Not this week.

Oh.

The dolphins are coming.

The dolphins are going to be our saviors, and Megan’s gonna have to…

No, dolphins kill us.

Dolphins.

They’re very aggressive towards humans.

They actually assault humans.

They don’t kill humans.

Yeah, they do.

They pull them under the water.

Yeah.

And drown them.

Oh, no, that’s also killer whales.

No, that’s dolphins with their opposable penises.

No, no, they don’t.

Tune in later this season for more on that.

New Fear Unlocked.

Oh, my God, getting attacked by…

What I really think is crazy is all of the pregnant people who swim with the dolphins.

And then if you travel just south of Santa Monica, there have been a disproportionately high number of UFO and USO reports by the US Navy off the coast of San Diego, because San Diego is a big Navy hub, right?

And so if you watched any of the Senate hearings on the UFOs, you might have heard some of these stories.

So in 2004, retired US Navy Lieutenant Commander, Alex Dietrich and her then commanding officer, fellow pilot David Preber, were asked by another warship to investigate radar contacts in the area.

They reported seeing an unusual churning of the ocean before craft in the shape of a large white tic-tac breath vent.

So we talked earlier about like a…

How do I describe it?

Cylinder, I don’t know.

Cylindrical?

They’re describing what they saw as like this…

The phallus?

Massive, yes, large white tic-tac breath vent that emerged and began flying at a high speed over the water.

Okay, so the pilots claimed it appeared to respond in a way that we didn’t recognize because it seemed to lack any visible flight control services or means of propulsion.

So it’s just like anti-gravity?

Yeah, well, they were like there were no propeller.

Again, there’s like no machinery.

It just is like a silent hovering tic-tac that’s flying at rapid speeds.

Whoa, I don’t know how to think about that.

Around the same time of this event, the USS Princeton, a ship, tracked mysterious objects that were dropping from high altitudes at high speeds, and they tracked these objects for days before losing them.

So a lot of times the military has like, yeah, it has interacted, tracked and tracked, and then they just lose them.

Okay, in 2019, the USS Omaha tracked a USO and recorded footage of a spherical object moving through the sky before disappearing into the ocean.

At the same time, in the same location, the USS Russell filmed video of pyramid-shaped objects hovering over the ship.

So again, interesting because these are like the same time, the same location.

I think these are both like, I would trust the Navy people who are spotting it, but interesting that they appear differently.

Whoa, I’m looking at the video.

Let me see, let me see.

That’s been validated by the US military as being real.

Oh, is this the things that like got released in those documents?

Megan, this is creepy.

Yeah, that is.

This is so creepy.

And then there’s a lot of these like Nat Geo and History Channel kind of absurd, ridiculous episodes.

Yeah, they’re crazy.

That’s why I’m like, eh.

Do you report that maybe sometimes they think there were these spottings of like these large unidentified, like submerged objects that that maybe then like shot out baby objects, so maybe it’s like a mother.

Oh, yeah.

I’m telling you, the mother.

Here’s what’s interesting to me about the California coast.

Okay.

Is that there is evidence of underwater colonies.

Okay.

So how do they have evidence of that?

That’s a great question.

Let me tell you.

So remember I told you to remember Point Doom, the beach that all the people used to go and watch the bright lights?

Yeah.

So six miles off the coast of Point Doom, sonographic images have revealed a flat-topped oval-shaped object spanning three miles wide by 1.4 miles deep.

It sits 2,000 feet below the surface of the water.

It has 630-foot-tall pillars that appear to be supporting the roof.

Oh my gosh.

Could it just be like from all the fault lines?

Yeah, so there is a theory.

Yeah, is it just not the base of the ocean?

What did you guys see in watching that video?

It looked like dirt.

It just looked like the ocean floor.

It says, I mean, there was something hard, right?

Right.

It sounded almost metallic.

But there is, some people think that it’s just like, yeah, part of the continental…

Could be self-dome.

Natural.

And like, yeah, maybe it’s just like from erosion.

But it is like a perfect circle.

So people have gone down and investigated it.

We don’t have a lot of answers.

It’s a natural phenomenon.

Could be natural.

Could be.

It’s a damn phenomenon.

Could be, you know, extraterrestrial.

Phenomenon.

But then 10 miles off the coast of Santa Barbara…

Right.

There were seven mounds discovered 700 feet below the ocean surface.

The largest of these Malger domes is six stories high and two football fields wide.

They’re thought to be 35,000 years old and are made of asphalt.

How do they know it’s that old?

Carbon dating?

The inside is hollow.

So scientists claim that these could be like old volcanoes.

Oh, I like that.

In fact, while the presence of these domes is rare, there have been some discovered in the Gulf of Mexico, in the Caspian Sea, the Eastern Mediterranean Sea, and perhaps the Persian Gulf.

But this has also been theorized that like 35,000 years old were these old colonies.

Speaking of colonies.

Let us touch on Atlantis, because this one is supposed to be.

So where is Atlantis theory to be?

That’s a great question.

No one knows.

So Atlantis is a legendary island described by Plato that existed about 9,000 years before his time.

What?

It’s all because of Plato?

So Atlantis is a legendary island described by Plato that existed about 9,000 years before his time.

He described it as a technologically advanced society with impressive architecture, engineering, and a formidable navy.

The Greek mythology claims that the society became corrupt and fell out of favor with the gods and was submerged into the ocean.

But there’s this fringe theory that this advanced civilization was actually established by extraterrestrial beings.

Proponents of this theory argue that the technological and architectural advancements attributed to Atlantis were far beyond the capabilities of ancient human civilizations, implying that these advancements could have been introduced by alien visitors.

The descriptions of Atlantis often included highly advanced technology and engineering, such as complex irrigation systems, impressive architectural structures, and advanced maritime capabilities.

Some theorists believe that these technologies could not have been developed by humans alone at that time, and the sudden and catastrophic disappearance of Atlantis, as described by Plato, is sometimes interpreted as a result of an alien intervention, whether as a means of concealment or due to some extraterrestrial catastrophe.

But again, we don’t even know if Atlantis is real.

We don’t even know where it’s located.

It could be in the Mediterranean.

It could be in the Caribbean.

It could be in the Bermuda Triangle.

I don’t know.

I definitely thought it was always there in the Mediterranean.

No, I always equated Atlantis with Greek mythology, and Greece is in the Mediterranean.

Interesting.

Yeah, so that’s most of the information I have, but I guess the question is, first of all, again, as I take us back to the beginning, so all these aircraft sightings, are these advanced aircraft the government, like the US government doesn’t want us to know it has?

In fact, in 2008, the government reported working on a vessel that would fly and approach a shoreline, like supersonic speeds, approach a shoreline, submerge, and then release an underwater vessel with military personnel in it who could exit the aircraft and sneak up on the enemy.

So, like, that’s very popular in the 70s, Megan.

Because they’re all doing acid.

But that’s not all the 70s.

Was Columbus doing acid?

Well.

We’ve got…

He was at sea for many days.

We’ve got reports in the 90s, in the 2000s, in the 2010s.

Well, okay, touche.

You think all of the military personnel off of the coast of San Diego who were reporting sightings were on acid?

Will they get drug tested pretty frequently?

I don’t know.

I see what your argument is.

There’s just too many sightings that are somewhat good sources to deny it.

And these sightings are in areas where the water is so deep, we can’t even investigate what’s below the surface.

The military has been documented to respond to them.

They’ve shot at some of these things, thinking it was an enemy.

So I think I’m with you.

Thank you.

Okay, so my point was, in 2008, the government did report working on a vessel that could fly, approach a shoreline before having the ability to submerge and release an underwater vessel with military personnel who could then like exit the aircraft and sneak up on the enemy.

So was A, was the government working on this classified project, and some of that is what was spotted.

Was this like they have evidence of the alien technology and they have used that to try to inspire them in 2008, build their own version.

Was this a prototype?

I don’t know.

Or does it belong to different governments and our government doesn’t want us to know that like, hey, the Russians are right off the coast of California.

Or are they extraterrestrial?

And it’s kind of terrifying because either the answer is, these USOs are seen, move too fast, they’re too quiet, they defy all law of physics, they can’t be a human creation.

So either that’s the case, and it’s extraterrestrial and that’s terrifying, or like our enemies are right off the coast of California, and that’s also terrifying.

And that means aliens then have to have known exactly what our atmosphere is, what our gravity is.

I’m with you.

What our sea pressure is.

But they might have entered 35,000 years ago when they built the first colony.

It sounds like they were here before us.

But how did they know?

They’ve had 35,000 years to…

And then the number two.

What are they doing here?

Well, I would say that if their goal was to harm us, they would have already harmed us.

Right.

So I don’t think…

You guys, again…

Where do you think they’re from?

Six months ago, I thought I was going to be selling you guys on underwater aliens.

Yeah.

I would not have believed it myself.

And I’m like, if they’ve been here as long as us, have they watched us evolve?

Yeah.

Well, there’s also some theories, too, that…

And did they fight dinosaurs?

I didn’t even get into this, Kait.

There are also some theories that there’s under these…

Like, if you believe in the multi-dimensions and the multiple timelines, are there just underwater portals?

Oh, I was thinking this.

Yeah.

So maybe they’re traveling back and forth from their planet to our planet, and so when they go underwater…

And, like, taking our resources or something.

They’re here investigating, or they’re traveling through space or whatever their motive could be.

And then the reason that they’re just, like, disappearing is because they’re just disappearing.

Do you think they’re taking our resources?

You think that somehow their planet needs Earth’s resources, and that’s why…

What if they are us from the future?

Filiberto said that these aliens, they had the ability to speak Spanish, he said.

Right.

So not that that was their thing.

But they spoke to him in Spanish, and they told…

Now, I cannot verify the facts of what they told him if they happened, but that they warned about all kinds of things that were going to happen in the future and all kinds of risks to, like, humans.

Yeah.

And they were, like, giving him advice.

Were they speaking Spanish, or was he just understanding them in Spanish?

I don’t know.

But that could go back to you, Kait, that maybe are they people from the future who have traveled back in time?

They’ve evolved from humans, and now they’re traveling back in time to change the future?

Or I don’t think they’re trying to change the future.

I think is lacking of a resource, and they’ve come to collect.

What if they…

Because that’s…

Are they taking the eels?

Well, I think they had a thought during eels that the eels actually came from a portal.

Whoa.

Like an underwater portal.

They just don’t…

They don’t look like they belong with anything, eels.

They look sort of like they belong with snakes a little bit.

They look like they stopped adapting, and they’re just…

I don’t know.

I still kind of would like to believe it to be governmental involved, but because of the variant, like Christopher Columbus is throwing me off, and like the ancient documentation of it is throwing me off a little bit, because I’m like, well, we didn’t really have airplanes back then.

So it’s like, I don’t know.

I don’t know.

It’s freaky.

I guess I’ve come out really adamant here, but I guess my real thought is just that I think we’ve talked about this, so we all agree, right?

That we cannot be it for this massive, complicated universe that’s created, this massive whatever.

There has to be something else out there.

And if you believe that, which I think a lot of people will acknowledge whether or not you believe that aliens are abducting people, most people agree that there’s probably something else out there.

Again, why?

It just never occurred to me.

Why do we just think that they’re flying around and interacting with people on land?

They’ve been beneath us the whole time.

Just to say, why would they not, why would they not be living underwater where there’s, I mean, that’s a perfect place to hide if you want to hide.

There’s so much space down there.

Yeah.

Okay, so Colleen wants to believe this is the government, but she’s a little bit torn.

She could maybe buy in.

Yeah.

I’ve made my stance clear, and Kait, you’ve been Devil’s Advocate, but give us a final thought.

I think my final thought is like, I’m not sold, but I’m more curious in like, what are they doing?

Yeah, like what’s the why behind it all?

Right, like if they are there, what’s the point?

Like, if they’re trying not to interact with us, then what are they doing?

Maybe they just weren’t sure if they could interact with us, and now they’re in too deep, so they never will.

Maybe they’re traveling through portals underwater.

Yeah, it could be Mermaids.

Oh, what if we’re just a stop in the universe?

That’s what I mean.

Like, it takes us, right, we can’t travel to a lot of the universe because it’s going to take…

We’re like a metro station?

Yeah.

Are you saying we’re a metro station?

But if they’re going through portals to get to places quicker, maybe we’re just a metro stop.

That’s so funny.

Maybe their fuel is just water.

What if that’s just their fuel and they just have to gas up?

Oh.

And that’s why our polar ice caps are melting, because of the aliens.

So what you’re telling me is that we as a society do not need to take responsibility for global warming.

We can put all of that on the aliens.

The creatures.

Guys, are we making more water, or are we just water cycle reusing all the same water all the time?

I think there’s something out there that says that we’re actually using water.

More than we are.

Yeah, that’s why water is going to go away, and we have to desalinate.

Oh my God.

It’s what they do on the Navy ships and stuff, I think.

Oh, really?

They drink ocean water?

It goes through like a desalination process.

I saw Survivor Man do that.

I used to love that show.

Anyways, yeah, Megan, this was interesting.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, I think I already said this.

I’m not not against them.

I just, again, maybe we have some kind of evolutionary trait that they are interested in, and that’s why they’re allegedly abducting people and studying them.

Yeah, I feel like I’m never going to fully believe it until I’m exposed.

And then when I’m exposed, I’m going to sound like a crazy crackhead, trying to get everybody else to believe it.

Okay, but Kay, give us a poll.

Okay, the poll.

Okay, everybody who has seen Aliens and been abducted.

Seen a USO, were they on crack slash acid?

Were they trippin?

Two, yes, the aliens are here.

They’ve always been here.

Yes, me.

And three, are we just a metro stop in the universe, the long universe that is constantly expanding?

That’s it.

Then I will say that you have, I think I saved one that I’m going to post to the website and Instagram, but when you hear some of these calls reporting these sightings, they sound scared.

The people are like, have you got any weird calls tonight?

And then they’ll be like, no, why would you talk?

And you’re like, I don’t even want to say it because I know it’s going to sound crazy.

They see reasonable people who are like, I don’t even want to say out loud what I think I’m seeing because you’re going to think.

They don’t sound like a bunch of people who are like, they’re like, bro.

I’m just sitting here eating my cereal and, bro, hold on.

I feel like there was a man who was green, a little green man.

I feel like this podcast has just made me realize how close I am to being crazy at all times.

You just start questioning everything.

I think more about all the people that I used to be like, you’re crazy.

And now I’m like, no, wait, I’m with you.

It’s not a slam dunk, but…

You can’t prove it wrong.

It’s not inside the realm of possibility as I would have, you know, a lot of these things, as you would think.

So, yeah.

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Let’s sprinkle a little salt and pepper on your brain cells next week.

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A little sea salt.

Colleen, what are you going to teach us about next week?

I’m going to get a little fishy to my next week.

A little fishy, a little spicy.

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You ever heard of her?

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You ever heard of her?

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