126 Bird's Aren't Real

Have you ever seen a bunch of birds lined up on a power line?  Or had a bird poop on your car?   What if I told you that birds were really drones that the US government was using to spy on us?  That those birds lined up on a power line were just recharging?  That birds defecating were really a way for the Government to track them?  Theorists claim that the federal government exterminated 12 billion birds between 1959-1971 and replaced them with drones.  Another 4 billion have been exterminated since then. In fact, some theorists believe that JFKs assassination was actually a result of him refusing to kill the birds.